"You know what's weird?"
"Wat?"
"So I go on all these Zoom interviews with insurance companies and they'll always talk about new clients as
"Help me, dear consultant, for I simply don't know what to do!"
"What's the problem?"
"I bought into the liberal dream of becoming a
"Hi, bb!"
"Bb! Why haven't you called me yet! It's been so long!"
"It's been like 4 days."
"Well, it
Short and sweet, just like summer,
Isn't that great, or is it a bummer?
"Summer's over."
"It's not even Fourth of July yet."
"You know... I think I might actually love you."
"You think?"
"I think."
"He thinks! He thinks! He likes to fucking think. He's a