Summer's Over

Short and sweet, just like summer,
Isn't that great, or is it a bummer?

"Summer's over."
"It's not even Fourth of July yet."
"It's over."
"What do you mean it's over?"
"It's fucking over. "
"It barely started."

"Next week, what are you doing?"
"I'm out of town."
"What about the one after that?
"I have a wedding."
"What about the one after that."
"Oh! I'm in the city for that one."
"Yippe, what about the one after that."
"Well after that I have my family vacation. Have to go on that, it's family time, have to do that."
"And how long is that?"
"10 days."
"10 Days! Two weekends!"

"Wow."
"Now we're in August. What do you have to do then?"

"Oh, well I was thinking I'd visit my family in London, and oh I have my fiance's boyfriend's cousin's wedding, have to go to that. Fiance, ya know."
"Oh, I know. So that's three weeks gone."
"Oh! And I have family coming into town, they're staying with us, so that will be a whole thing."
"Of course, family time. Very important."
"So important."
"What would you do without it?"
"I feel like I'd have more time."

"And now we're in September. Kids have to go back to school."
"But I don't have any kids."
"Not yet...."

"Not yet."

"Like I said, summer's over."
"Yeah, summer's over."
"Hey, but you know what that means right?"
"No, what?"
"It's almost football season."
"Thank God."
"Amen."